Meet Your Animals
The Morning Zoo from 6 am - 10 am
About Chad: "First came the dinosaurs, then Lucy, who begat the Arabs - They discovered oil and built cars around it. They needed more oil and hired me to procure it once I'd had my fill of living on a tour bus playing bass for just enough money for peanut butter and jelly. I nearly hacked a pair of fingers off, lost my nerve and sought the safety of a control room. Just like you sometimes do with stray cats, they gave me a cup of milk one day, and I just never left." -Chad.
Things Chad Likes: Peanut Butter Girl Scout Cookies and watching his little girl draw.
Things Chad Doesn't Like: Hell
His favorite color is blue, his favorite quote is
"It ain't braggin' if you can back it up." - Jaco Pastorius
His hero is Raymond Edward Aranda "Terminal Lance", USMC 1943-1945
Middays 10 am - 2 pm
About Jared: "Before Radio, I waited tables, pumped gas at a lake, was an assistant at a local convention center, drove a delivery truck, cooked steaks, hauled kids across the state, fried chicken, and mowed lawns." - Jared
Things Jared Likes: Rainbows, Unicorns, and Slayer.
Things Jared Doesn't Like: Cowboys, Longhorns, and any variation of the color orange.
Jared's favorite things include: Fried pickles, mowing the lawn and "soda pop"
Jared's Hero is Van Wilder
His Goal is to K.C.C.O.
Brady Benton aka
Afternoons 2 pm - 6 pm
About Brady: "Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste. I rode a tank, held a General's rank when the blitzkrieg raged." -Brady
Things Brady Likes: Bathrobes, bowling, White Russians, and rugs that tie a room together.
Things Brady Doesn't Like: Complicated, extravagent, inordinate, superfluous words with more than two syllables... And the people who use them. Nihilist and The Eagles.
Brady's Favorite Things: Las Vegas, Sunset Strip, The Whiskey A Go-Go, and soup!
Brady's Hero: "It's spelled 'g-y-r-o', but pronounced 'yeer-oh'"
Brady's Goals: "Is an acronym for Go Out And Love Squirrels."